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« on: March 25, 2009, 08:54:34 PM »

The Farmer's Nagging Wife

                   A farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully.. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

                    One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field.. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch.  Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.

                   At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the farmer about it.

                   After the funeral, the minister spoke to the farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

                    The farmer said: 'Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement.'

                    'And what about the men?' the minister asked.

                    'They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.'
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 08:08:29 AM »

Very Nice! A happy ending after all. Gives great hope for a few men out there... grin
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 08:12:43 AM »

ROFLMAO now that's a mule I could use for my wife evil
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 09:55:22 AM »

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The Mule would be useless to me, I don't have a Wife.  Wink grin
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 11:07:12 AM »

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The Mule would be useless to me, I don't have a Wife.  Wink grin

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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2009, 09:33:31 PM »

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