A cowboy heads to the saloon after hard days work. The sheriff looks him up and down as he enters and does not like what he sees.
Those paper boots you got on? He asks.
Yep they match my hat. the cowboy exclaimed.
And your vest, it looks like an old grocery bag the sheriff scowled.
Yes sir the cowboy said proudly.
At that point the sheriff having more than he can stand promptly arrested the cowboy..... for Rustling.
yeah I know :-P.