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irerob
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« on: March 25, 2009, 08:14:42 PM »

  A cowboy heads to the saloon after hard days work. The sheriff looks him up and down as he enters and does not like what he sees.
  Those paper boots you got on? He asks.
   Yep they match my hat. the cowboy exclaimed.
    And your vest, it looks like an old grocery bag the sheriff scowled.
   Yes sir the cowboy said proudly.
  At that point the sheriff having more than he can stand promptly arrested the cowboy..... for Rustling.
   yeah I know   tongue.
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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 08:21:47 PM »

 grin grin grin
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2009, 08:58:34 PM »

Think about that one long?
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2009, 10:18:48 PM »

  Nope grandson told it to me. grin
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 08:05:06 AM »

Ok, next time you headline with a groaner or a moaner....make it a female cowboy, will ya?   rolleyes

I like jokes from kids. Usually corny but good just the same.
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