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Offline irerob

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Be warned groaner ahead
« on: March 25, 2009, 09:14:42 PM »
  A cowboy heads to the saloon after hard days work. The sheriff looks him up and down as he enters and does not like what he sees.
  Those paper boots you got on? He asks.
   Yep they match my hat. the cowboy exclaimed.
    And your vest, it looks like an old grocery bag the sheriff scowled.
   Yes sir the cowboy said proudly.
  At that point the sheriff having more than he can stand promptly arrested the cowboy..... for Rustling.
   yeah I know   :-P.
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Re: Be warned groaner ahead
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 09:21:47 PM »
 :-D :-D :-D

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Re: Be warned groaner ahead
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2009, 09:58:34 PM »
Think about that one long?
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Re: Be warned groaner ahead
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2009, 11:18:48 PM »
  Nope grandson told it to me. :-D
You don't need a parachute to sky dive.... you do how ever need one to sky dive twice.
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Re: Be warned groaner ahead
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 09:05:06 AM »
Ok, next time you headline with a groaner or a moaner....make it a female cowboy, will ya?   :roll:

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