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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and a call was made to the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
'good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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"What has destroyed liberty and the rights of man in every
government which has ever existed under the sun? The generalizing
and concentrating all cares and powers into one body, no matter
whether of the autocrats of Russia or France, or of the
aristocrats of a Venetian Senate." --Thomas Jefferson to Joseph C.
Cabell, 1816.
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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2009, 04:35:04 PM » |
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Love em keep em coming
Keith
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Brian D. Bray
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2009, 12:03:36 AM » |
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Crushed Truck flips over Convertible
true love?
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Collision between Bicycle and Deer, taken to hospital.
What about the bike rider?
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Police taking aim at hundreds of stray animals
The Pound must be full.
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Don't ya just love small town newspapers?
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Life is a school. What have you learned?  The greatest danger to our society is apathy, vote in every election! |
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Jerrymac
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2009, 12:14:27 AM » |
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Mexico nabs suspected cartel leader without a shot
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Jerrymac
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 01:05:21 AM » |
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When Did April Fool's Day Begin? I thought it started at midnight  |
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 04:53:29 PM » |
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Another one I saw today;
New ancient Egypt temples discovered in Sinai
How new is ancient?
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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2009, 05:45:12 PM » |
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I enjoyed this little Freudian slip of a typo, in an e-mail message from the 2012 Draft Sarah Committee:
“Governor Palin represents so many everyday average working people. She shares our conservative values and is our standard barrier [sic]. That is why I am so passionate about our work and cause here at the 2012 Draft Sarah Committee.”
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On Pleasure
Kahlil Gibran
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And to both, bee and flower, the giving and the receiving of pleasure is a need and an ecstasy.
People of Orphalese, be in your pleasures like the flowers and the bees.
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« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2009, 02:18:56 AM » |
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Another one I saw today;
New ancient Egypt temples discovered in Sinai
How new is ancient?
Ancient is more recent than Fossilized, if that's any help. How about this one: New Dinasour fossils found in Montana. |
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009, 01:09:57 PM » |
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Hah!  Those are great! |
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