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Author Topic: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?  (Read 2869 times)
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« on: March 13, 2009, 04:35:22 PM »

When someone says "Hey, did you hear, Mandy Moore got engaged?" There are a couple responses....

Twenty year old..."Dang, now I have to change out my poster"  evil

Forty year old...."Who's Cares?"   huh

Sixty year old... "Who's that?"    I dunno

Eighty year old..."What did you say?"    Brian
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2009, 06:50:12 PM »

Hey Mike, we said Mandy Moore got engaged. WE SAID, MANDY MOORE GOT ENGAGED! OH, NEVER MIND!


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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2009, 11:09:08 PM »

Hey Mike, we said Mandy Moore got engaged. WE SAID, MANDY MOORE GOT ENGAGED! OH, NEVER MIND!


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Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was changing my poster.. grin
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2009, 11:20:10 PM »

OLE GEEZERS!!!!!!!!!
Who is Mandy Moore anyway?Huh  huh and im only in my 40's  Wink


 
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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2009, 11:24:38 PM »

OLE GEEZERS!!!!!!!!!
Who is Mandy Moore anyway?Huh  huh and im only in my 40's  Wink


Come on Ted, I thought you were 70 something. Wait a minute, maybe I was thinking about iddee...  lau
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2009, 05:42:47 AM »

19 when I wake up, 132 by the end of the day.   tongue

So Mandy's getting married. So what? She says it won't stop our rendezvous.   grin
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2009, 06:20:10 AM »

19 when I wake up, 132 by the end of the day.   tongue

So Mandy's getting married. So what? She says it won't stop our rendezvous.   grin

Yeah right! My wife said nothing would change either....but we know how marriage changes things.... rolleyes
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2009, 10:28:11 AM »

You mean this Mandy Moore?

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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2009, 08:44:33 AM »

Jerry,
After Googling and asking my wife, I would say yes. The whole "Mandy got engaged" was off the cover a magazine, and I honestly knew little about her and just thought up the original post. What she is famous for, I have no clue.
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2009, 08:58:15 AM »

Yeah, right Mike. You know you're a fan, just admit it! Maybe not the same magnitude as Jerry but a fan nonetheless.

Hey after seeing her picture, I'm a fan too! Just kidding, she's a little too young. She is a striking young thing though isn't she now?


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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2009, 09:26:31 AM »

You don't stop playing because you get old. You get old because you stopped playing... grin
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« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2009, 09:59:30 AM »

So I say to my daughter just now, hey Mandy Moore got married and she said " yeah to some old guy"
so how old is this guy like 25?  Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2009, 10:02:28 AM »

So I say to my daughter just now, hey Mandy Moore got married and she said " yeah to some old guy"
so how old is this guy like 25?  Smiley

Yeah, probably some guy Bjorn's age! grin


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« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2009, 10:17:06 AM »

So I say to my daughter just now, hey Mandy Moore got married and she said " yeah to some old guy"
so how old is this guy like 25?  Smiley

Yeah, probably some guy Bjorn's age! grin


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Could be...but of course lacking my charm, wit or handsome good looks!

Out of curiosity...how old do you think I am?
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« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2009, 10:21:56 AM »

Well, Bjorn, your posts are full of information that take up many, many pages. You have to be at least 70. My guess would be 90, 91?


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« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2009, 10:26:51 AM »

Well, Bjorn, your posts are full of information that take up many, many pages. You have to be at least 70. My guess would be 90, 91?


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« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2009, 10:31:30 AM »

Hey after seeing her picture, I'm a fan too! Just kidding, she's a little too young.

Now we know JP is a young man. Only a young guy would say such foolish things.  grin

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« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2009, 10:31:38 AM »

When I stop laughing, I'm sure I'll have a comeback.....  lau
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« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2009, 10:34:18 AM »

Bjorn, when you're old it takes a while to process things (that's what Brian says) when you're done, come on back in.


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« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2009, 10:36:55 AM »

My kids are 5, 4, and 4....making me, without a picture of course to prove it, about 29.  rolleyes
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