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Irwin
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« on: March 11, 2009, 07:33:39 AM »

 
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, 'You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.'

The cowboy replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.'

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.

He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss..'

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 07:55:38 AM »

Nice.... grin
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2009, 08:55:26 AM »

I'm sure the staunch baptists would appreciate that joke! evil I liked the joke and baptists are scary but I do agree with an eye for an eye which, correct me if I'm wrong, but true baptists believe this way as well.

Good one Irwin.


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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 09:19:29 AM »

Yes! A baptist would laugh at the joke.   applause grin

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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2009, 02:40:45 PM »

good one Irwin.
It makes me wonder how many brothers I have I don't know about, with the way I drink beer and all grin grin

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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2009, 05:14:50 PM »

The beer for each brother is ok, but lets follow that up with a romp in the sack with a different lady for each brother.  evil
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2009, 06:25:38 PM »

As a long lost Baptist Irwin I like it. That's why I'm drinking red wine, close to communion.
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2009, 10:18:57 PM »

i like that one
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