Need Bees Removed?
International
Beekeeping Forums
May 19, 2013, 06:07:21 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News: ATTENTION ALL NEW MEMBERS
PLEASE READ THIS OR YOUR ACCOUNT MAY BE DELETED - CLICK HERE
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar bee removal Login Register Chat  
Beemaster's International Beekeeping Forums > MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION > HUMOR is a FUNNY THING > A letter from the boss

Pages: [1]   Go Down
« previous next »
  Print  
Author Topic: A letter from the boss  (Read 1050 times)
Irwin
Super Bee
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 2336


Location: Lakeside OR

howdy all
« on: March 11, 2009, 04:39:17 PM »
 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 Letter from the Boss,

As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have accepted the fact that Barack Obama is our new President, and that our taxes and government  fees will now increase in a BIG way.
 
To compensate for this additional overhead, I figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our fees of about 8% but since we cannot raise those prices right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off several of our employees instead. This unfortunate economic reality has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
 
 After giving it considerable thought, this is what I did:  I strolled thru our parking lot and found 11 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They wanted change; I gave it to them.
 
If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

The Boss

 
Logged
Fight organized crime!  Re-elect no one.
Keith13
Super Bee
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1654


Location: Baton Rouge, LA
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 04:47:03 PM »
Seems like a good idea to me Irwin

Keith
Logged
BjornBee
Galactic Bee
******
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 3773


Location: Lewisberry, PA
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2009, 05:18:39 PM »
 Wink
Logged
www.bjornapiaries.com
www.pennapic.org
Please Support "National Honey Bee Day"
Northern States Queen Breeders Assoc.  www.nsqba.com
iddee
Galactic Bee
******
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 4836

Location: Randleman, NC
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 06:55:15 PM »
Before the big 0' is through, I'm afraid it will be more like 111 out of 140. Sad
Logged
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
kathyp
Universal Bee
*******
Online Online

Gender: Female
Posts: 13774


Location: boring, oregon
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2009, 07:17:33 PM »
 grin

i have found some good bumper stickers.  i only hesitate to put them on because i don't want my car keyed.  maybe i'll put them next to my NRA sticker and that will make them think twice   evil

one has obama dressed like robin hood.   http://shop.cafepress.com/obama-hood
 the other say "bendover"  the O in over is obamas little sunrise emblem.  http://shop.cafepress.com/bend-over
Logged
"What has destroyed liberty and the rights of man in every
government which has ever existed under the sun?  The generalizing
and concentrating all cares and powers into one body, no matter
whether of the autocrats of Russia or France, or of the
aristocrats of a Venetian Senate." --Thomas Jefferson to Joseph C.
Cabell, 1816.
Keith13
Super Bee
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1654


Location: Baton Rouge, LA
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2009, 08:31:29 AM »
Quote from: kathyp on March 11, 2009, 07:17:33 PM
grin

i have found some good bumper stickers.  i only hesitate to put them on because i don't want my car keyed.  maybe i'll put them next to my NRA sticker and that will make them think twice   evil

one has obama dressed like robin hood.   http://shop.cafepress.com/obama-hood
 the other say "bendover"  the O in over is obamas little sunrise emblem.  http://shop.cafepress.com/bend-over


Kathy I just bought the Sucker sticker I will put it on my old truck so it won't matter when they key it

Keith
Logged
irerob
House Bee
**
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 164

Location: High Springs FL
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2009, 06:35:25 PM »
   Yep tea party t shirt here . grin
Logged
You don't need a parachute to sky dive.... you do how ever need one to sky dive twice.
 KJ4QMH.
1reb
Super Bee
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1698

Location: Warren,Arkansas
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2009, 09:55:56 PM »
 evil
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
« previous next »
 
Jump to:  

Beemaster's Beekeeping Ring
Previous | Home | Join | Random | Next
Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.18 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines | Sitemap Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.35 seconds with 22 queries.

Google visited last this page May 08, 2013, 01:06:30 PM