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Offline TwT

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« on: February 18, 2005, 09:05:37 AM »
An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The widowed woman lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren.

One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in North Dakota. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?"

"What do I think?" his mother said. "Sign it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I can stand another Canadian winter!"

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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2005, 02:34:25 PM »
funny, was she a blonde canadian? lol. bye
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2005, 04:29:41 PM »
Oh thats mean,lol, but i must agree. haha
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2005, 04:27:54 PM »
"Where the bee sucks, there suck I." William Shakespeare: The Tempest.

My apiary is about 17 kms. (10 miles) NW (back & left) of this web-cam view:  'See any of my girls?