BigRog
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« on: February 18, 2005, 05:44:07 AM » |
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"If you don't go to other men's funerals,
they won't go to yours."
-- Clarence S. Day
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"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"
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Horns Pure Honey
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2005, 01:36:10 PM » |
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My favorite is "its colder than a welldiggers @$$ in alaska", lol
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Violacea
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2005, 12:01:35 AM » |
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As I lie in my bed at night staring up at the stars, I think to myself "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"  |
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2005, 01:15:22 AM » |
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Check my sig |
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Scott
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"If you have no money and you have few possessions, if you have a dog you are still rich"
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"Forgiveness is easier to get than permission"
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Horns Pure Honey
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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2005, 02:53:10 PM » |
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That is true, every guy in my family has his own dog and his own favorite breed. bye |
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2005, 10:16:02 PM » |
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I like what my sister said: "Did you know Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands?"  |
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2005, 08:47:31 AM » |
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THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!
Never be afraid to try something new.
Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic
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Horns Pure Honey
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2005, 04:45:07 PM » |
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I also like the one that for some reason not many people have seen before. It is " The higher the hair the closer to Jesus" lol, bye |
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2005, 11:15:38 AM » |
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Shakespeare: My signature says it all, don`t you think?
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thegolfpsycho
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2005, 12:14:43 PM » |
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."-- Babe Ruth
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