For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money
she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in
to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard,
and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh,
just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce."