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Derek
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« on: March 07, 2009, 01:27:35 AM »

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money
if
she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in
Italy
to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
child
turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard,
and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh,
just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife
obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce."

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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2009, 05:43:57 AM »

 jaw drop jaw drop jaw drop lau


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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2009, 11:02:47 AM »

 


                                                                 
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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2009, 11:41:03 AM »

Send extra sauce."


I think he already did I'm sorry
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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2009, 11:47:12 AM »

 There is a cure for that sort of thing.

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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2009, 12:09:55 PM »

 evil  That's what you get for putting your silverware where it doesn't belong!! evil  J
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2009, 03:50:39 PM »

 banana devil banana devil banana devil
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2009, 09:38:29 PM »

 lau jaw drop lau
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