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Offline iddee

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Ever have one of those days?
« on: March 03, 2009, 05:36:23 PM »
Ever have one of those days?? 

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,

Hi honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?'
No, Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
After a brief pause,
Daddy says,
But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.
Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
Right now.
Brief Pause.
Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.
'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.
A few minutes later
The little girl comes back to the phone.
'I did it, Daddy.
'And what happened, honey?'
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
And now she isn't moving at all!
'Oh my God!!!  What about your Uncle Paul?
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
And into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water Last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.
Long Pause*****
Longer Pause*****
Even Longer Pause*****
Then Daddy says,
'Swimming pool?  ...........
Is this 486-5731?
No, I think you have the wrong number......

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Ever have one of those days?
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2009, 09:23:57 AM »
 :lau:  Very nice......

And yes, I've had a number of those days. I just never jumped into the pool.... :roll:
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Re: Ever have one of those days?
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2009, 09:33:34 AM »
I know someone who hooked up with a married woman. One day her husband came home and the person I know had to get in the closet, naked, and wait until the husband left again, approx one hour.

The husband was a 6' 6" truck driver, a bear of a man.

After that incident they called it quits. True story, 100%.

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Re: Ever have one of those days?
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2009, 05:46:22 PM »
MMMMMMMMM!!!!!! Doughnuts.- Homer Simpson

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Re: Ever have one of those days?
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2009, 09:06:16 PM »