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Jerrymac
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« on: February 27, 2009, 07:32:30 PM »


 Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
 "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

 In a Podiatrist's office:
 "Time wounds all heels."

 On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
 Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 On another Septic Tank Truck:
 "We're #1 in the #2 business"

 At a Proctologist's door:
 "To expedite your visit please back in."

 On a Plumber's truck:
 "We repair what your husband fixed."

 On another Plumber's truck:
 "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

 On a Church's Billboard:
 "7 days without God makes one weak."

 At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
 "Invite us to your next blowout."

 At a Towing company:
 "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

 On an Electrician's truck:
 "Let us remove your shorts."

 In a Nonsmoking Area:
 "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
 action."

 On a Maternity Room door:
 "Push. Push. Push."

 At an Optometrist's Office :
 "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
 place."

 At a Car Dealership:
 "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

 Outside a Muffler Shop:
 "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

 In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
 "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

 In a Restaurant window:
 "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

 In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
 "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

 Chicago Radiator Shop:
 "Best place in town to take a leak."
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2009, 08:13:04 PM »

Sign at KFC....

Hilary Special
Two large thighs, two small breasts, cooked with lots of hot air, and served with copious amounts of corn..
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2009, 09:04:06 PM »

Good ones.  grin
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2009, 09:58:03 AM »

I agree it was a GOOD ONE
Johnny
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