After being married for many years, I took a careful look at
>> my wife one day and said, 'Honey, many years ago we had
>> a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
>> watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
>> every night with a hot 22-year-old gal.
>> Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big
>> bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a
>> 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not
>> holding up your side of things.
>> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
>> and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that
>> I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
>> cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10- inch
>> black and white TV.
>> Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve
>> a mid-life crisis...