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Irwin
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« on: February 26, 2009, 08:29:49 AM »

 After being married for many years, I took a careful look at
>> my wife one day and said, 'Honey, many years ago we had
>> a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
>> watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
>> every night with a hot 22-year-old gal.
>>
>> Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big
>> bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a
>> 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not
>> holding up your side of things.
>>
>> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
>> and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that
>> I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
>> cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10- inch
>> black and white TV.
>>
>> Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve
>> a mid-life crisis...
 
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 08:46:56 AM »

lol
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 09:49:07 AM »

I bet there are a bunch of middle aged men still pondering those choices... grin
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 10:45:56 AM »

                               I'm thinking I'm thinking

                                           
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 02:27:53 PM »

My wife said this forum is for jokes, not truths.I think I will keep the 22 ++
that I have.
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 04:39:31 PM »

My wife said this forum is for jokes, not truths.I think I will keep the 22 ++
that I have.

22++ is not the same as having 22 year old triplets iddee...  grin We know that's code for a 66 year old... lau
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2009, 10:10:30 AM »

 evil banana devil evil
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2009, 01:03:36 PM »

Any beekeeper is just gonna have to keep dreaming...in order for a geezer to snag a young'un they'd have to have lots of money... rolleyes
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2009, 03:17:31 PM »

they invented the lie  shocked
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