Mid-life crisis

[Irwin]

 After being married for many years, I took a careful look at
>> my wife one day and said, 'Honey, many years ago we had
>> a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
>> watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
>> every night with a hot 22-year-old gal.
>>
>> Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big
>> bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a
>> 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not
>> holding up your side of things.
>>
>> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
>> and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that
>> I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
>> cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10- inch
>> black and white TV.
>>
>> Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve
>> a mid-life crisis...
 

[vermmy35]

lol

[BjornBee]

I bet there are a bunch of middle aged men still pondering those choices...

[Jerrymac]

                               I'm thinking I'm thinking

                                           

[iddee]

My wife said this forum is for jokes, not truths.I think I will keep the 22 ++
that I have.

[BjornBee]

My wife said this forum is for jokes, not truths.I think I will keep the 22 ++
that I have.

22++ is not the same as having 22 year old triplets iddee...  We know that's code for a 66 year old...

[1reb]

 

[Scadsobees]

Any beekeeper is just gonna have to keep dreaming...in order for a geezer to snag a young'un they'd have to have lots of money...

[Jerrymac]

they invented the lie