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Offline Jerrymac

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Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign
« on: February 27, 2009, 08:32:30 PM »

 Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
 "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

 In a Podiatrist's office:
 "Time wounds all heels."

 On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
 Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 On another Septic Tank Truck:
 "We're #1 in the #2 business"

 At a Proctologist's door:
 "To expedite your visit please back in."

 On a Plumber's truck:
 "We repair what your husband fixed."

 On another Plumber's truck:
 "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

 On a Church's Billboard:
 "7 days without God makes one weak."

 At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
 "Invite us to your next blowout."

 At a Towing company:
 "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

 On an Electrician's truck:
 "Let us remove your shorts."

 In a Nonsmoking Area:
 "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate

 On a Maternity Room door:
 "Push. Push. Push."

 At an Optometrist's Office :
 "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right

 At a Car Dealership:
 "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

 Outside a Muffler Shop:
 "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

 In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
 "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

 In a Restaurant window:
 "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

 In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
 "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

 Chicago Radiator Shop:
 "Best place in town to take a leak."
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Offline iddee

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Re: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2009, 09:13:04 PM »
Sign at KFC....

Hilary Special
Two large thighs, two small breasts, cooked with lots of hot air, and served with copious amounts of corn..
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2009, 10:04:06 PM »
Good ones.  :-D
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Re: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2009, 10:58:03 AM »
I agree it was a GOOD ONE