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BULLSEYE BILL
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« on: February 25, 2009, 02:30:28 AM »

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.  I noticed he was

watching a  teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in

all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

  My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him

staring every time.   

  When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's

the matter old man,  never done anything wild in your life?"

  Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in

classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

  "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering

if you were my son."
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2009, 03:16:59 AM »

 applause lau
Laughed so hard I almost ruptured another disc!
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2009, 11:19:17 AM »

 cheer  I can't wait to be old so I can say things like that & get away with it!  J
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