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« on: February 16, 2009, 01:21:58 PM »

Broccoli  Casserole


A  woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for  Christmas dinner.


This  is to be her first time meeting the family and she  is very nervous.

They  all sit down and begin eating a fine  meal.


 The woman is beginning to feel a little  discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the  broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost  making her eyes water. Left with no other choice,  she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out  a dainty fart.


 It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard

 the poof.

Before  she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her  boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had  been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in  a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.


The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big  smile came across her face.

A  couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel  the pain again.

This  time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much  louder and longerrrrrrip.

The  father again looked at the dog and yelled,  'Skippy!'

Once  again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few  minutes later the woman had to let another rip.  This time she didn't even think about it.   

She  let a fart rip that rivalled a train whistle  blowing.


 

Once  again, the father looked at the dog with disgust  and yelled, 'Skippy, get away from her, before she gets some on you!'


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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 03:02:27 PM »

I heard one just like this except that it ended in "run bruno"
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