I saved this one for last - but it's to all the phyical and non-arobic sickies out there....
"I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!"
And (if missed)
"In the land of the BLIND, the one eyed man is KING!"
Oh... and don't forget Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead II: "Fine??? We just "Cut-up" our girlfriend with a CHAINSAW, does that sound FINE to you?!"
And the old standard, "Don't mind him.... he's about as sharp as a cookee!"