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« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2009, 07:41:01 AM » |
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Cartman (Southpark)..."I'm not fat! I'm just big boned. Screw you guys, I'm going home"
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« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2009, 10:47:36 AM » |
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Whatever you are, be a good one. Abraham Lincoln
If you look for the bad in people expecting to find it, you surely will. Abraham Lincoln
Reader, suppose you were and idiot. And then suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain.
Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens. Jimi Hendrix
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« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2009, 10:55:00 AM » |
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and this one.
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. John Lennon
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« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2009, 11:09:57 AM » |
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Don't piss on my campfire.
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Fight organized crime! Re-elect no one.
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« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2009, 12:19:24 PM » |
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Another of my favorites "poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
...JP
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« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2009, 07:18:56 PM » |
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The 5 Ps - Proper Planing Prevents Poor Performance
There is a 6ps and maybe a 7ps but I cant remember them and they probably would not be good for this forum anyway.
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« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2009, 10:45:19 PM » |
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Any job worth doing is worth doing twice!!  My boss rolls his eyes at that sometimes! |
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« Reply #47 on: February 18, 2009, 12:52:31 PM » |
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"Some people are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. "  |
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« Reply #48 on: February 18, 2009, 03:01:50 PM » |
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"Some people are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. "  "Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the fight inside of the dog that counts." ...JP |
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« Reply #49 on: February 18, 2009, 04:13:39 PM » |
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When You have to eat crap, don't nibble.
My granfather used to say, "when eating crow, take big bites!" "The shortest distance between two points is the way you know." grandpa too much of everything is not enough-me |
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"The more complex the Mind, the Greater the need for the simplicity of Play".
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« Reply #50 on: February 18, 2009, 04:33:10 PM » |
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Don"t pee uphill while barefoot.
The best way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
and my favorite.
Every day is a good day if you think different try missing one.
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You don't need a parachute to sky dive.... you do how ever need one to sky dive twice.
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« Reply #51 on: February 18, 2009, 04:59:44 PM » |
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I believe I heard Dee Lusby say this one. "When in the middle of bees if you feel something going up its bees, if its going down, its sweat." ...JP |
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« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2009, 07:20:32 PM » |
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IF you get in the mud with a pig, you'll both get dirty, but the pig will be enjoying himself.
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« Reply #53 on: February 21, 2009, 03:39:48 AM » |
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You can't run with the big dogs.... if you pee like a puppy.
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"Power, especially overgrown power, whets the ambition and sets all the wits to work to enlarge it. Therefore, encroachments on peoples liberties are not generally made all at once, but so gradually as hardly to be perceived by the less watchful; and all plastered over, it may be, with such plausible pretenses, that before they are aware of the snare, they are taken and can not disentangle themselves."
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« Reply #55 on: February 21, 2009, 10:54:34 AM » |
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Mine changes on occasion. I have my current one as my sig.(Dr. Horrible is my new (anti)hero)
I had one I really liked that said.
Never raise your arms to kids. It leaves your midsection unprotected.
Usually if it is politically incorrect. I am a fan.
Sincerely,
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The status is not quo. The world is a mess and I just need to rule it. Dr. Horrible
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« Reply #56 on: February 21, 2009, 12:38:11 PM » |
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I'm some what of a history nut so bear with me  One I like from philosopher George Santayana : "Those who do not learn from history are destined to repeat it." Another one I like is : Hail Caesar! We who are about to die salute you! The history behind the qoute : In the Roman civil war, Julius Caesar knew he had to march on Rome, which no legion was permitted to do. Marcus Lucanus left us a chronicle of what happened. "How swiftly Caesar had surmounted the mighty alps and in his mind conceived immense upheavals, coming war. When he reached the water of the little Rubicon, clearly to the leader through the murky night appeared a mighty image of his country in distress, grief in her face, her white hair streaming from her tower-crowned head, with tresses torn and shoulders bare, she stood before him and sighing said, "Where further do you march? Where do you take my standards warriors? If lawfully you come, if as citizens, this far only is allowed." Then trembling struck the leader's limbs, his hair grew stiff and weakness checked his progress, holding his feet at the rivers edge. At last he speaks, "Oh Thunderer, surveying Rome's walls from the Tarpeian Rock. Oh Phrygian house gods of Iulus, Clan and Mystery of Quirinus who was carried off to heaven, Oh Jupiter of Latium seated in lofty Alda and Hearths of Vesta, Oh Rome, equal to the highest deity, favor my plans! Not with impious weapons do I pursue you. Here am I, Caesar, conqueror of land and sea, your own soldier, everywhere, now too, if I am permitted. The man who makes me your enemy, it is he who be the guilty one." Then he broke the barriers of war and through the swollen river swiftly took his standards. And Caesar crossed the flood and reached the opposite bank. From Hesperia's Forbidden Fields he took his stand and said, "Here I abandoned peace and desecrated law; fortune it is you I follow. Farewell to treaties. From now on war is our judge!" Hail Caesar! We who are about to die salute you! |
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"The flags of the Confederate States of America were very important and a matter of great pride to those citizens living in the Confederacy. They are also a matter of great pride for their descendants as part of their heritage and history."
Winston Churchill
Quote from chronicle of Marcus Lucanus of the Roman civil war: Caesar said :
"Here I abandoned peace and desecrated law; fortune it is you I follow. Farewell to treaties. From now on war is our judge!
Caesar men cheered :
" Hail Caesar! We who are about to die salute you!
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« Reply #57 on: February 21, 2009, 04:02:21 PM » |
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"It's not about mite counts, it's about survival."--Dann Purvis
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« Reply #58 on: February 21, 2009, 05:36:09 PM » |
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This is not mine but I really like it.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
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« Reply #59 on: February 21, 2009, 05:58:38 PM » |
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One from the lawn bowling ladies, AKA she who must be obeyed.
Be careful of the words you say,
Keep them soft and sweet,
You never know from day to day,
Which ones you'll have to eat.
Jean Muller
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