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Offline iddee

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Alabama Preacher
« on: February 13, 2009, 11:29:28 PM »


 An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone
 in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the
 Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a
 Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do
 not intend to accept this.
 Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask
 forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."
 No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the
 nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember,
 you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.
 Now stand and confess your transgression."
 Again all was quiet.
 Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that
 would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was
 bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend
 there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
 I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
 simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard
 under the sheets."
 The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the
 congregation roared!
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Alabama Preacher
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2009, 11:34:09 PM »
lol
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Re: Alabama Preacher
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2009, 12:12:18 AM »
 :-D :'( :-D :'( :-D


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Re: Alabama Preacher
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2009, 11:35:42 AM »
That's even funny to an Alabamian! X:X :bee: :bee:

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Re: Alabama Preacher
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2009, 09:36:16 PM »
That's even funny to an Alabamian! X:X :bee: :bee:

Now that's funny, and I dont care who you are!
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Re: Alabama Preacher
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2009, 09:45:51 PM »
That's even funny to an Alabamian! X:X :bee: :bee:

Now that's funny, and I dont care who you are!

that will be a check for $2500 payable to Mr. Larry the Cable Guy please.
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Re: Alabama Preacher
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2009, 12:10:09 AM »
That's even funny to an Alabamian! X:X :bee: :bee:

Now that's funny, and I dont care who you are!

that will be a check for $2500 payable to Mr. Larry the Cable Guy please.

Who cares about this guy called Larry...lets get back to the blonde....  :shock:
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Re: Alabama Preacher
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2009, 12:22:28 AM »
Saw her at Wally-Mart just a few minutes ago.  Drop dead gorgeous was right.  But the Dude she was with, well that would be another good joke!!

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Re: Alabama Preacher
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2009, 12:37:01 AM »
Ain't that always the way it is :shock:-great looking person with someone that the nicest comment you could make about their companion would be "nice tooth".
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Re: Alabama Preacher
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2009, 07:29:24 AM »
Ain't that always the way it is :shock:-great looking person with someone that the nicest comment you could make about their companion would be "nice tooth".

Well....We are talkin Alabama here... :-D
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Re: Alabama Preacher
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2009, 10:16:11 AM »
This is a true story.

The wife and I went to the court house to obtain a copy of our marriage license for the insurance people. There was this couple get a license to wed. The lady behind the counter said, "By law I have to ask this question. Are you two in any way related by blood."

They looked at each other and snickered a bit, "Well, we are from Arkansas. But no."
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Re: Alabama Preacher
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2009, 04:55:35 PM »
lol  :-D
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Re: Alabama Preacher
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2009, 06:17:12 PM »
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