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An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone
in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the
Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a
Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do
not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the
nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember,
you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that
would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was
bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend
there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard
under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the
congregation roared!
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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2009, 10:34:09 PM » |
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lol
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MMMMMMMMM!!!!!! Doughnuts.- Homer Simpson
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JP
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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2009, 11:12:18 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2009, 10:35:42 AM » |
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Brian D. Bray
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2009, 08:36:16 PM » |
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Now that's funny, and I dont care who you are! |
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Life is a school. What have you learned?  The greatest danger to our society is apathy, vote in every election! |
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2009, 08:45:51 PM » |
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Now that's funny, and I dont care who you are! that will be a check for $2500 payable to Mr. Larry the Cable Guy please. |
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MMMMMMMMM!!!!!! Doughnuts.- Homer Simpson
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2009, 11:10:09 PM » |
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Now that's funny, and I dont care who you are! that will be a check for $2500 payable to Mr. Larry the Cable Guy please. Who cares about this guy called Larry...lets get back to the blonde....  |
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2009, 11:22:28 PM » |
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Saw her at Wally-Mart just a few minutes ago. Drop dead gorgeous was right. But the Dude she was with, well that would be another good joke!!
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2009, 11:37:01 PM » |
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Ain't that always the way it is -great looking person with someone that the nicest comment you could make about their companion would be "nice tooth". |
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Climb on board, strap your helmet on and lets go riding. Let me show you the America I know. Pack lite, as we may be gone for a while
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2009, 06:29:24 AM » |
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Ain't that always the way it is -great looking person with someone that the nicest comment you could make about their companion would be "nice tooth". Well....We are talkin Alabama here...  |
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2009, 09:16:11 AM » |
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This is a true story.
The wife and I went to the court house to obtain a copy of our marriage license for the insurance people. There was this couple get a license to wed. The lady behind the counter said, "By law I have to ask this question. Are you two in any way related by blood."
They looked at each other and snickered a bit, "Well, we are from Arkansas. But no."
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2009, 03:55:35 PM » |
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lol |
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2009, 05:17:12 PM » |
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