An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone
in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the
Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a
Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do
not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the
nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember,
you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that
would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was
bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend
there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard
under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the