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Offline Derek

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« on: February 13, 2009, 02:28:36 AM »
In the O.G.   ;) :-D

Way down in Louisiana , Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said,

"Hey, Boudreaux, you just had you-sef a son! Ain't dat grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,
"Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said,
"Hey, Boudreaux, you got you-sef a daughter too! She a pretty lil ting."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said,
"Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said,
"Boudreaux, you just had you-sef another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their 3 children, he sat down with his wife and said,
"Mama, you remember dat night what we run out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere Tree-in-One Oil?"
His wife said,"Yeah, I do!"
Boudreaux said,"Man, it's a darn good ting we didn't use no WD-Forty."

Offline iddee

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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2009, 09:39:28 AM »
They didn't have electricity out on the farm when the farmer's wife was giving birth, so the farmer was holding the lantern for the doctor. The first one came, then the second, and as the third one came, the farmer left the room. The doc hollered for him to bring the lantern back.

NO, the farmer said, it's th' light what's attractin' em'.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2009, 10:05:01 AM »
Once the doctor left, he slapped his wife around and accused her of cheating. Afterall, how could she have three kids, when they only did it once.... :roll:
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