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Offline Derek

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Young riverrat
« on: February 10, 2009, 01:26:17 AM »
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found, riverrat the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied. 'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting
about a period?
'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy.
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Re: Young riverrat
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 01:32:10 AM »
Bahahahahaha!!! :lau:


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Re: Young riverrat
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 06:17:51 AM »
  good one :devilbanana::lau: :lau:
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Re: Young riverrat
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 09:54:39 AM »
HMMM I think I got a spankin for that one wen I got home that evening. Even though I used little johnny to tell my parents It seams  my teacher had already talked to my mom :evil:
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Re: Young riverrat
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 11:08:58 AM »
A spanking for not knowing what a period was?  :?  :-\
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Re: Young riverrat
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 01:27:28 PM »
Very Nice!

BTW....spankings can be good also.... :evil:
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Re: Young riverrat
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2009, 03:48:55 PM »
Very Nice!

BTW....spankings can be good also.... :evil:

Yes, it all depends on who's giving them!


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Re: Young riverrat
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2009, 06:53:15 PM »
Derek so glad you brought your funnies over here.  I was missing my daily fix of  :lau:
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Re: Young riverrat
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2009, 09:53:11 PM »
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Re: Young riverrat
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2009, 12:27:53 PM »
A spanking might have something to do with why she is missing the period :evil:

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Re: Young riverrat
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2009, 05:46:08 PM »
 :shock: :shock: :shock:  great joke.  Cindi
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