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Derek
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« on: February 10, 2009, 12:26:17 AM »

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found, riverrat the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied. 'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting
about a period?
'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy.
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 12:32:10 AM »

Bahahahahaha!!! lau


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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 05:17:51 AM »

  good one banana devillau lau
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 08:54:39 AM »

HMMM I think I got a spankin for that one wen I got home that evening. Even though I used little johnny to tell my parents It seams  my teacher had already talked to my mom evil
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 10:08:58 AM »

A spanking for not knowing what a period was?  huh  Undecided
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 12:27:28 PM »

Very Nice!

BTW....spankings can be good also.... evil
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2009, 02:48:55 PM »

Very Nice!

BTW....spankings can be good also.... evil

Yes, it all depends on who's giving them!


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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2009, 05:53:15 PM »

Derek so glad you brought your funnies over here.  I was missing my daily fix of  lau
Keep 'em coming.
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2009, 08:53:11 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2009, 11:27:53 AM »

A spanking might have something to do with why she is missing the period evil

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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2009, 04:46:08 PM »

 shocked shocked shocked  great joke.  Cindi
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