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Offline iddee

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The Union
« on: January 28, 2009, 02:00:07 PM »
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'

'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'

'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'

'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules.'

The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'

'That's more like it!' the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.


 



'I'd like her,' he said.


'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: The Union
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2009, 03:52:26 PM »
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Re: The Union
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2009, 05:03:16 PM »
As with unions....you normally get screwed in the end.... :shock:

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Re: The Union
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 05:31:46 PM »
And its never the screw your looking for :-X :-X

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Re: The Union
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 09:02:35 PM »
heehee, that was good! :lau:  J
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Re: The Union
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 11:18:20 PM »
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Re: The Union
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2009, 01:18:25 AM »
The only thing I can say that a Union ever did for me was make me and my employer adversaries.    :ninja:
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Re: The Union
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2009, 01:18:32 AM »
The only thing I can say about my old union-they took my monthly dues, did absolutely nothing when I was wrongly terminated, despite my repeated attempts to bring them the support documents they needed.  they told me "well, we're short staffed and dealing with a bigger problem at another company right now".
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Re: The Union
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2009, 05:34:48 PM »
Bigbike4.  I love your signature, what a road trip that would be.  Cindi
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service

 

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