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Offline Brian D. Bray

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Daffynitions: Job Descriptions and other things.
« on: January 23, 2009, 12:47:37 AM »
 I spend too much time inside my own head.  I ran across the following tidbit which made me recall the 2nd then I was inspired to create the next 2.

Wallpaper Hanger:  A person whose business is a put up job.

Farmer:  A man outstanding in his field.

Plumber: A man who manages to put a monkey wrench into everything he does.

Mother:  The COO, CEO, and CFO of one's youth.

Jockey:  A person who's always on his high horse.

Pyrotechnician:  A man whose job is a real blast.

I thought of the last 2 while typing the others.

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Re: Daffynitions: Job Descriptions and other things.
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 06:51:22 AM »
The catch phrase for our main sanitation department here is "our job stinks, but its picking up."


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Re: Daffynitions: Job Descriptions and other things.
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 08:48:52 AM »
Beekeeper: One with 60,000 employees all under one roof, with no money in his pockets.
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Re: Daffynitions: Job Descriptions and other things.
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2009, 10:50:59 PM »
Doctor: The person who keeps telling you to quit doing what you're doing or you'll die.

Teacher: A person who learns more from their students than they teach them.
Life is a school.  What have you learned?   :brian:      The greatest danger to our society is apathy, vote in every election!

 

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