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Author Topic: I didn't get any money this time  (Read 1703 times)
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« on: February 09, 2005, 07:58:04 AM »

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2005, 04:34:59 PM »

that is sorta funny but really mean.
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2005, 06:16:58 PM »

Could be worse. His wife could divorce him andf take half.
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2005, 07:37:31 PM »

now that was good jerry cheesy lol
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