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Offline TwT

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I didn't get any money this time
« on: February 09, 2005, 08:58:04 AM »
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2005, 05:34:59 PM »
that is sorta funny but really mean.
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2005, 07:16:58 PM »
Could be worse. His wife could divorce him andf take half.
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2005, 08:37:31 PM »
now that was good jerry :lol: lol
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