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« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2009, 09:32:12 PM »

What differentiates a zoo in Louisiana from other zoos? The Louisiana zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
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« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2009, 10:02:15 PM »


  How do we know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia?
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« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2009, 10:10:08 PM »
I know what magazine you guys are reading while sitting in the bathroom.... shocked
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« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2009, 10:21:44 PM »
Quote from: iddee on January 16, 2009, 09:00:29 PM
Where do midgets come from???

Someone knocks the poop out of a Texan.

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« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2009, 09:01:53 AM »
Michigan:

What do you call 40 guys watching the superbowl on television?

The Detroit Lions.
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