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Offline TwT

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Re: State Jokes......
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2009, 10:32:12 PM »

What differentiates a zoo in Louisiana from other zoos? The Louisiana zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
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Re: State Jokes......
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2009, 11:02:15 PM »


  How do we know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia?
  If it was invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush...

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Re: State Jokes......
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2009, 11:10:08 PM »
I know what magazine you guys are reading while sitting in the bathroom.... :shock:
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Re: State Jokes......
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2009, 11:21:44 PM »
Where do midgets come from???

Someone knocks the poop out of a Texan.

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Re: State Jokes......
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2009, 10:01:53 AM »
Michigan:

What do you call 40 guys watching the superbowl on television?

The Detroit Lions.
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