For the past week Everytime I see a picture of Rhett the Wonder Macaw I think of an email I got recently called Christmas dinner: Christmas...wmv
. I hope the link works, if not maybe one of mods can correct my lame attempt or JP can find it that video library of his.
Pa Crabapple's voice sounds like a combination of Bill Clinton and Larry the Cable Guy.
I can't make the link work so here's the story: Christmas Dinner according to Pa Crabapple.
I got a nephew that I think a lot of, he got a job with an Oil Company. Well, about 4 years ago he moved to South America and I ain't seen him since.
But he still thinks about me and Ma Crabapple and sends us a nice present. This past Christmas he sent us a live bird. A large green bird with a yellow topknot on it's head and some red on it, with a hooked beak. Sent him life from South America.
"Well, let me tell you sumpthin, that bird was delicious. Yes, Sir."
We had him for Christmas Dinner. We fixed him up sith some dressin' an' cranberry sauce and some pertater scuffle.
Well, after Christmas my nephew called and wanted to know if we got the bird.
I said, "Yes, we did, he was delicious."
He said, "You dont mean you went and eat that bird?"
I said, "Off course we did."
Well, he got upset and and pitched a hissy fit.
He said, "Why I paid a lot of money for that bird, he's worth a fortune, he can speak in two languages."
"Well," I said, "He should have said somthin'."