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Nate
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« on: December 25, 2008, 07:24:42 AM »

In the general section, someone was discussing cocaine being given to bees.  It made me think of this video a friend and I found while in the biology laboratory obviously not doing our work. 



It's halarious since it starts off so serious.  I just thought you guys might enjoy a gander.

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« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2008, 09:20:28 AM »




That is to funny, Nate!  Here is another funny. My son even bought me the t-shirt.

Subject: Who is Jack Schitt?Huh?

 

The Lineage Revealed.

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now you can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep their previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.

Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
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« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2008, 10:35:24 AM »

Good one Nate  grin
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« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2008, 06:04:28 PM »

Blimey Teddy adgjoan you missed out on the blacksheep of the family, Lotsa.
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« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2008, 07:45:08 PM »

Lotsa is really Loada's alter ego.  We don't like to talk about it to much.SSSHHHH
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« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2008, 10:09:21 AM »

I do not know why but after reading this yesterday this oldie popped into my head. I hadn't heard it in at least thirty years. How long has it been since you've heard this one?

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« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2008, 10:07:04 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2008, 01:04:46 PM »

Some good stuff here guys!


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« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2008, 05:57:26 PM »

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Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Betch she's Italian, and it should be spelled Pizza Schitt.
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« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2009, 09:57:21 PM »

that a good one adgjoan
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