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Offline TwT

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You may be a Taliban if
« on: December 23, 2008, 09:36:45 PM »
You may be a Taliban if:
1.   You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2.   You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3.   You have more wives than teeth.
4.   You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'
5.   You think vests come in two styles:  bullet-proof and suicide.
6.   You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7.   You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8.   You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9.   You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether you need to or not.
12. You have a crush on your neighbor's goat.

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Re: You may be a Taliban if
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2008, 12:15:39 AM »
13.  Your headgear can double as emergency underpants.
14.  You think stepping on something is an insult.
15.  Throwing shoes is the most humilating form of assualt in the world. 

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Re: You may be a Taliban if
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2008, 09:26:01 AM »
16.You consider a large camel as mass transit.