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Offline TwT

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GO GITCHA MOMMA
« on: December 16, 2008, 06:14:32 AM »
GO GITCHA MOMMA

> A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father And son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide
> back together again.
>
> The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno.
> I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life. I ain't got no idea'r
> what it is.
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a
> heavy-set old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
> button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
>
> The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
> circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to w atch
> until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the
> reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24
> year-old blonde woman stepped out.
>
> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said Quietly
> to his son..........
>
> 'Boy..................go gitcha Momma..............'
>
>
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

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Re: GO GITCHA MOMMA
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2008, 08:29:58 AM »
Good one Ted.


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Re: GO GITCHA MOMMA
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2008, 10:48:52 PM »
 :-D

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Re: GO GITCHA MOMMA
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2008, 10:52:15 PM »
good one ted