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Author Topic: Contrabutions Requested: Redneck Christmas Poem  (Read 936 times)
Brian D. Bray
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« on: December 14, 2008, 02:32:08 AM »

I think we should all pool our creative genius and collectively write a Redneck Christmas Poem.  You can contribute as many lines as you like but I'm in charge of restructuring the lines into a logical cohesive final poem.  Not all of the lines may be included...remember it has to be logical but I'm hoping form some hilarity alone the way to grandma's house.

Here's a few lines to get us started and to thinkin':

Raccoon's and 'possums play in the frosty hollows

A still on the hill spills Christmas corn squeezin's

Beauregard stands guard asleep at the hearth.

Let's have some fun and display the Christmas spirit.

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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2008, 06:22:57 PM »

The truck in the carport, so sad that she left me
But mistletoe hangs over the next blonde bimbo - my cousin
Arise arise to a new set of babies come next Christmas Eve.
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« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2008, 07:45:11 PM »

Come on folks, one verse or half a dozen, just rip off a few and see what we come up with.

We can even do such things as editing:

The Misletoe hangs over the truck in the carport

or

Arise, arise to set new set of blonde bimbos
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