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Irwin
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« on: December 06, 2008, 11:08:02 AM »

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed
Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,
the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot
of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank
all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces
all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice
had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree . . . . 

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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2008, 12:09:05 PM »

Hee hee, the answer to the age long question!!  We always joke about that whilst putting the angel on top... evil grin  J
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2008, 12:23:24 PM »

Very Nice. Thank you.  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2008, 06:44:30 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2008, 07:49:55 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2008, 09:14:29 AM »

Oh Irwin, that made me laugh, holy smokin' cadoodalhoppers, funnnneeeeee!!!  Beautiful and most wonderful life and day, health.  Cindi
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2008, 10:23:54 AM »

Oh Irwin, that made me laugh, holy smokin' cadoodalhoppers, funnnneeeeee!!!  Beautiful and most wonderful life and day, health.  Cindi

Yes Irwin, I agree, "Holy smokin' cadoodalhoppers!"


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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2008, 01:31:03 PM »

 grin grin rolleyes rolleyes
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