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« on: November 26, 2008, 10:30:22 AM »

I recieved this in an email it is from  an old Cheers episode




The Theory of Intelligence

{I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this.}



'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first . This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'


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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2008, 10:38:21 AM »

Then in theory we should drink beer before we go to work grin
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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2008, 12:04:52 PM »

Didn't watch "Cheers" much but I did see that episode. Made me cry......


.....laughing too hard  grin
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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2008, 12:08:08 PM »

Didn't watch "Cheers" much

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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2008, 04:57:20 PM »



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And don't tell anybody but I couldn't stand to watch more than 10 min of Seinfeld.
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« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2008, 07:06:54 PM »



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And don't tell anybody but I couldn't stand to watch more than 10 min of Seinfeld.

Seinfeld was a simple series for simple people, I found it so inane that I quit watching it after the first few programs and missed the rest of the long run.
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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2008, 07:29:36 PM »


Seinfeld was a simple series for simple people, I found it so inane that I quit watching it after the first few programs and missed the rest of the long run.
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Well, I guess that I am a simple guy because I loved Seinfeld! Some were classics. I love to watch the reruns. A show about nothing.

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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2008, 09:12:52 PM »

what do you expect-it was a show about nothing! It was hilarious! If I watch the tube, sports or something inane or animal shows usually. Discover as well.
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