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Author Topic: For Danno And Any Other Haters Of The Mighty Pumpkin Butt  (Read 6133 times)
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« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2008, 06:34:31 PM »


I am pretty sure that those are not actual buttocks.  I think that someone hollowed out a couple o' pumpkins and stuck them on their butt with gorilla glue, having painted them firstly, smiling.  Have that wonderful and most awesomely fantastical day!!!  Cindi
I dunno about that, Cindi, those cheeks look like they're real, and firmly attached!  cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2008, 09:22:57 AM »

JP, ya I know of the Black-Eyed Pees, hee, hee.  My Sister and I were going to do that scene for a skit for last year's Christmas party at our house, but never got around to it.  This year we have a little more time, so maybe we gonna do that thing.....have a great and awesome day, Cindi
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« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2008, 12:15:20 PM »

Hey Cindi, look what I found:

Now this is funny!

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« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2008, 07:31:56 PM »

JP, OK, a new title for you!!!  The Music King, hee, hee.  That version of the song was very, very beautiful, I really enjoyed watching it, same song, such a different depiction of humps, hee, hee.  Keep on keepin' on, dear friend!!!  Have a great and most wonderful day, great health.  Cindi
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« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2008, 10:31:55 PM »

Hey Cindi, look what I found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g
Now this is funny!

...JP


How could you stand to listen to that?  I had to turn it off after 30 seconds cause her voice hurt my ears so bad, and I'm hard of hearing.
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« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2008, 01:03:02 PM »

Man, JP...That Punkin' makes me wanna throw up!...Its SOOOoo COOOOooll!!
 Oh, shoot,...Thats a bummer though..I thought you had painted your wifes butt like that until you mentioned you found it..I've been using this picture for weeks now as justification for janelle to let me paint her butt!. She says "Not until you learn to paint!"

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I'd assumed that JP's wife painted his butt.  Maybe that's why I find it so offensive...

Drop 'em Johnny. Artist Janelle has some work to do.  Just don't post any pics please.

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« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2008, 02:01:00 PM »

isn't it a little early for santa?  i am NOT ready.
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« Reply #27 on: November 03, 2008, 02:02:33 PM »

Yeah you need a big turkey but grin
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« Reply #28 on: November 03, 2008, 03:29:16 PM »

Yeah you need a big turkey but grin


Now that would be funny!!!  JP with his butt painted like a turkey!!!  Then we would have to listen to videos like " I believe I can fly"
Here you JP I already found it for you
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« Reply #29 on: November 03, 2008, 06:14:57 PM »

Let's do it right

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« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2008, 06:53:53 PM »

I remember the Turkey trot now, it didn't catch on as a dance because it was too similar to the more popular Bird dance.  Both were outpaced by the Twist.
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« Reply #31 on: November 03, 2008, 06:57:01 PM »

It is after all the land of 1000 dances

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« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2008, 07:42:59 PM »

BWAHHAA! Jerrymac!  I got a visual of JP's pumpkin butt dancing to the turkey trot....disturbing & scary but funny just the same!!   evil  J
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« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2008, 02:39:08 AM »

isn't it a little early for santa?  i am NOT ready.


Ok Kathy, just for you:


...JP
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« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2008, 06:29:22 AM »

That's better, JP, let's stick with the season! 
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« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2008, 10:04:21 AM »

thanks!!!!   grin
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« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2008, 10:08:01 AM »

JP, still the brat of all brats!!!  You the man!!  Have a wonderful and awesome day and life, great health wishes.  Cindi
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« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2008, 07:17:22 PM »

You REALLY shouldnt let your girlfriend stay out in the sun so long grin
She IS kinda HOT though!

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« Reply #38 on: November 04, 2008, 08:27:52 PM »

You REALLY shouldnt let your girlfriend stay out in the sun so long grin
She IS kinda HOT though!

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John

You said I was HOT, and now you say this turkey is HOT So I really cant take you seriously since many things are HOT to you.

But I do agree that the turkey is rather cute!!
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« Reply #39 on: November 04, 2008, 08:40:54 PM »

You said I was HOT, and now you say this turkey is HOT So I really cant take you seriously since many things are HOT to you.

You don't suppose he was calling you a turkey do you?
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