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« on: January 21, 2005, 01:16:54 AM »

This is a story how mite has subdued the beekeeper as his slave.  Sad

New York Times  21.1.2016

Evolution and Space reseach professor TwT reveals what is going on.

Steps of varroa evolution: shocked
*  First Varroa Jakobsonii stansformed to V. destructor.  
* Then it become fluvinate resistant  1997
*Varroa become small-cell-resistant  2010
*Varroakind has stansformed to use human as his feeding substrate 2016.


Doctors have found that 60 years old man in Wolfforth Texas, who is full of varroa mites.  Professor TwT have found, that the mite is new to science. He named it Varroa texacano.  

It was found in 2010 that varroa have developed small cell recistancy and it was spreading among africanized feral bees. Bees and varroa are working together. We have not noticed yet if Varroa texacano can live in normal commercial comb size. It has better place:HUMAN

Our reporter is on his way to Wolfforth and he will tell, what is situation.

It is also found that to mite human is an biolocical energy pack and mites can join they power. They can destroy those, who are their enemy.  They use ultra wave power and they can oscillate electric shocks. 4032 cars are burned during one year in Texas.

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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2005, 02:55:04 AM »

PROFESSOR TwT  cheesy  Cheesy  cheesy  Cheesy  cheesy  wink

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2005, 03:13:21 AM »

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PROFESSOR TwT  cheesy  Cheesy  cheesy  Cheesy  cheesy  wink

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Don't became hysteric!  

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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2005, 05:08:35 AM »

I'm training mosquitoes to be the guard dogs starting today.
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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2005, 06:19:04 AM »

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I'm training mosquitoes to be the guard dogs starting today.


and maybe jerry, if Finman does a story on mosquitoes you might be  
Professor Jerry in that one  wink
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2005, 06:36:10 AM »

Note to above story: Professor Emitrius Finman claims that Varroa is not a problem for humans or bees in Finland.
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2005, 06:50:15 AM »

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Note to above story: Professor Emitrius Finman claims that Varroa is not a problem for humans or bees in Finland.


The Varroa Texacano is almost like a friend to the Fins, as long as they remember the daily oxalic shower.  Chalk Humans (a new type of disease which you get if you forget to use a  scarf on a cold day) is the real problem but could be solved with floors with heating cables  cheesy

Great story Finman, got me a great laugh there!
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2005, 07:01:15 AM »

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The Varroa Texacano is almost like a friend to the Fins, as long as they remember the daily oxalic shower.  Chalk Humans ....


Good work eivindm! You found a new method. We have used this plant like Vampyre killers carlic. It is Oxalis acetosella.  When you whip here and there, mites stay away except at full moon.

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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2005, 07:04:17 AM »

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Good work eivindm! ou found a new method. We have used this plant like Vampyre killers carlic. It is Oxalis acetosella.  When you whip here and there, mites stay away except at full moon.


If this si the plant I think it is, it tastes great smiley  Used to eat them a lot as a kid when walking in the forrest.
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2005, 07:11:27 AM »

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If this si the plant I think it is, it tastes great smiley  Used to eat them a lot as a kid when walking in the forrest.


It is.. And bees gather white pollen, which is like snow ball in bee's leg. It blooms at the end of May.
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« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2005, 07:13:56 AM »

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If this si the plant I think it is, it tastes great smiley  Used to eat them a lot as a kid when walking in the forrest.


It is.. And bees gather white pollen, which is like snow ball in bee's leg. It blooms at the end of May.


Now as you changed the picture to a better one, I can recognize it 100% for sure.  Didn't know it was a good pollen plant. I really don't know much about which plants are good I must admit.  Have some more reading to do before I get my own hives one day.
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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2005, 11:46:23 AM »

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I'm training mosquitoes to be the guard dogs starting today.


AaaaHaaa I knew it! We do need mosquitoes!! cheesy  cheesy  cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2005, 11:48:51 AM »

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah... you guys crack me uppppppp  bahahahahahahahahaha
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