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Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« on: October 05, 2008, 11:25:18 AM »
http://www.welt.de/english-news/article2529295/Extreme-Piercing.html

I don't mind certain piercings but in this case I will stick with eating meat.

Warning some images are not for the faint of heart.

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Re: Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 01:04:00 PM »
Brendhan, eeks, eeks, eeks!!  Where do you come with this stuff, hee, hee.  Those are pretty incredible pictures, guess there is something in some people that just make ya shake yur head!!!  Have a most beautiful and great day, Cindi
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Re: Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2008, 01:16:52 PM »
Hmmm,....I know what I'm gonna do next weekend!!!!

Trim some limbs!

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Re: Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2008, 01:22:18 PM »
Make sure you click on the button that says weiter(roughly translated it means go on). So you see all the pictures.

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Re: Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2008, 01:41:38 PM »
Brendhan, I certainly did look at them all, well, almost to the end, just one more, and I think I might have become addicted, hee, hee.  Beautiful, most wonderful days, Cindi
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Re: Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2008, 01:46:26 PM »
Hmm, now, if vegetarians eat VEGETABLES, explain HUMANITARIANS.. ;) (Used this as a tagline from time to time)

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Re: Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2008, 01:52:34 PM »
Hmm, now, if vegetarians eat VEGETABLES, explain HUMANITARIANS.. ;) (Used this as a tagline from time to time)

I only find IRS agents a bit tough. And they take so long to marinate. Plus there is so much fat to trim. I don't have to worry about eating the brain, cause it is so small about the same size as their heart. You can remove those pretty easy and just place them in the garbage.

I am making a new recipe for TSA agents.

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Re: Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2008, 03:43:24 PM »
Hmm, now, if vegetarians eat VEGETABLES, explain HUMANITARIANS.. ;) (Used this as a tagline from time to time)

I only find IRS agents a bit tough. And they take so long to marinate. Plus there is so much fat to trim. I don't have to worry about eating the brain, cause it is so small about the same size as their heart. You can remove those pretty easy and just place them in the garbage.

I am making a new recipe for TSA agents.

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Re: Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2008, 06:29:47 PM »
 You remember that movie awhile back callled "Motel Hell"?
 The motel was really named motel Hello but the O was burnt out.
 The guy planted people in the gARDEN up to their heads and  tendered them up and sold them as the tastiest pork around!

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Re: Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2008, 06:44:31 PM »
You remember that movie awhile back callled "Motel Hell"?
 The motel was really named motel Hello but the O was burnt out.
 The guy planted people in the gARDEN up to their heads and  tendered them up and sold them as the tastiest pork around!

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Or the story in Fried Green Tomatoes.

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Re: Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2008, 07:10:28 PM »
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Re: Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2008, 11:58:28 PM »
The pictures have me speecheless. I just don't get it, you'd think they'd stick a vegetable through the mouth, like maybe a papaya tree with papayas on it, or a coconut palm, would like to see that actually.


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Re: Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2008, 01:23:44 AM »
Well this vegetarian is never, ever going to that festival. What is so funny about this, is how can they eat anything??

Awful, awful.

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Re: Why I could never be a Vegetarian
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2008, 02:40:46 PM »
Hmm, now, if vegetarians eat VEGETABLES, explain HUMANITARIANS.. ;) (Used this as a tagline from time to time)

I only find IRS agents a bit tough. And they take so long to marinate. Plus there is so much fat to trim. I don't have to worry about eating the brain, cause it is so small about the same size as their heart. You can remove those pretty easy and just place them in the garbage.

I am making a new recipe for TSA agents.

Sincerely,
Brendhan


Ahh, IRS agents you really have to "tenderize" first. As far as trimming the fat, eh, just cook 'em up whole, cut the meat away from the fat and brush the fat to the side of the plate for the dog to eat. Conditioning the dog to eat IRS agents is quite productive and considered doing one's patriotic duty. :)

TSA agents, you have to REALLy wash them off first, they have tons of hairspray goin' on. Personally, IMHO, they are best when sent to a rendering plant to become "turkey crumble". It's a GREEN thing to do and turkeys love 'em! Of course, turkeys will eat ANYTHING.