I can't wait to take this through the airport

[Understudy]

Everyone who has been here for a bit knows of hate hate relationship with the TSA.
I saw this and thought. I can't wait to take this through the airport.

This

And then someone showed me this.

and this

or maybe.

or this

Yeah, I am thinking there just are not enough names on the no fly list.

Sincerely,
Brendhan

[Bill W.]

Nothing like a good cavity search, eh?

[Understudy]

I keep Konasdad on retainer just for dealing with my civil rights, not anyone else's just mine.* 

Sincerely,
Brendhan

*note, I don't really, I can't afford him. He is way to good.