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Question: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« on: October 03, 2008, 05:40:41 PM »
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends; that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the
need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the
other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross
the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure --
right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the
chance it deserves to cross the road.  But then, this really isn't about me.......

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before
it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we
need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against
it!  It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it
in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.


BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in
peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2009, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%........reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
We are the keepers, it is our duty to preserve life.

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Re: Question: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 05:57:21 PM »
That was awesome!!! Way to many people out there that think their opinion matters!!!!
Fact is there is only one whos opinion matters, and he will judge us all!!!
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PS didn't mean to get religious there :-D
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Re: Question: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2008, 06:15:46 PM »
I liked Col Sanders the best

Keith :) :) :)

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Re: Question: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2008, 01:51:01 AM »

"I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without his motives being questioned"
-Maine chicken lady with a hat

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Re: Question: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2008, 05:32:34 AM »
If that road had been a quarter of a mile further to the East the chicken would not have crossed it.
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Re: Question: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2008, 05:28:44 PM »
I guess that chickens from Tyson does not get a change to cross the road.
Johnny

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Re: Question: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2008, 07:39:11 PM »
To show the opossum it can be done. How many chicken's do you see that get hit by car's :-D
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Re: Question: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2008, 10:00:36 PM »
A Socialist Chicken crosses a toll road while a Free Roaming Chicken crosses a trail road.
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Re: Question: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2008, 11:40:04 PM »
Good one Irwin!!  J.
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