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« on: September 28, 2008, 07:57:46 AM »

Today the wife turns 30. The big 3-0. Can you believe it.
I am going to have to trade her in for a younger model.  Wink

So today I am throwing a small party for the wife. I am making my veggie chili, steamed clams, and my slow cooked baby back ribs. Frozen Margaritas will be ready in mass quantity.

Then I put her up for sale on ebay.  evil

They get old so quick.  afro

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« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2008, 08:23:28 AM »

Today the wife turns 30. The big 3-0. Can you believe it.
I am going to have to trade her in for a younger model.  Wink



Then I put her up for sale on ebay.  evil

They get old so quick.  afro

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Is there gonna be free shipping and a low reserve price?

Just kidding,hope ya have a great party with Janel today.Does she know about it or is it a surprise?
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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2008, 08:26:36 AM »

She knows about it.

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« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2008, 10:33:20 AM »

Heck, only 30! Throw her my way when you're done with her! Happy Birthday to Janel!!!


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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2008, 10:37:52 AM »

Heck, only 30! Throw her my way when you're done with her! Happy Birthday to Janel!!!


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Just as soon as my 19 year old trophy arrives to replace her. Wink

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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2008, 11:21:14 AM »

keep her....30 is the new 19.
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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2008, 11:39:52 AM »

keep her....30 is the new 19.

Yep, my point exactly, when you're my age!


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« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2008, 02:46:06 PM »

Yep I told my wife when she turned 40 I was going to trade you in for 2 20's I did but after a week I came home she ask me what was wrong I told here I weren't wired for 220
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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2008, 03:05:59 PM »

Yep I told my wife when she turned 40 I was going to trade you in for 2 20's I did but after a week I came home she ask me what was wrong I told here I weren't wired for 220

Well, they say biologically we're at our peak age 18, women peak much later.


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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2008, 03:56:28 PM »

19 yr olds can't cook!!! Wink I know I married one once grin About 15 yrs ago.....
I will take my 34 yr old chef anyday!!!!

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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2008, 06:19:16 PM »

Janel couldn't cook when I met her. Boiling water was a difficult concept for her. I have since turned her into a fine cook.
The issue is now she has self esteem and attitude to go with it.  Wink

Next thing you know she may actually make her own decisions. I mean where would we be then if women starting thinking for themselves. <--- sarcasm

//first class ticket to hell please.

All who know me know I would not trade her in. But keep telling her all these super models want me, they just haven't met me yet. She says the same thing about other celebrities.

I remind her in jest she is almost the oldest women I have ever had a relationship with.

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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2008, 07:10:07 PM »

You guys are making me feel old!!
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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2008, 10:46:53 PM »

Yea, Yea, I hear ya, a lot of these guys around here are trying to get me to take another bride, ya know one of the younger ones evil evil Just kidding, had to throw the multiple wife joke in there.
I can't quite tell my wife she is the oldest either, I was engaged to a 36 yr old when I met my wife grin grin She was only 18 then...
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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2008, 09:52:16 AM »

Brendhan, hope Janel had the best day, the celebration of her birth.  Cindi
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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2008, 09:59:33 AM »





I only took two pictures because I spent most of the time cooking. I am waiting for others to send me their pictures.

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« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2008, 10:04:38 AM »

Brendhan, well will you get a load of that, Janel is barefootin' it and has a t-shirt on, must be like summer down there, hee, hee.  So nice to see her picture, it looks like she had the time of her life, and you cookin'....imagine that....I know how you love to cook, I saw you take over the barbeque at Brian's place, hee, hee, you are good at it, that is why you are the chosen one.....beautiful and most wonderful day, love life.  Cindi
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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2008, 10:45:55 AM »

Happy Birthday to her!
When I told my wife I was trading her in for 2 25year olds, she responded she would trade me in for 2 150lb men!
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« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2008, 04:26:45 PM »

I laughed so hard at the 2 150 pound men that my son looked at me like I was nuts.  That was funny!

bwahaha bwahaha bwahaha    grin evil grin

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« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2008, 05:29:28 PM »

I used to tell my now-ex husband that I wished I were 6'6" and weighed 300 lbs, I'd pile drive him into the ground  evil

Not that I ever feel like it now, but that won't work with New and Improved Hubby.  He is 6'4" and weighs about 270.   I'd have to be a lot bigger!  

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« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2008, 10:26:23 PM »

I used to tell my now-ex husband that I wished I were 6'6" and weighed 300 lbs, I'd pile drive him into the ground  evil

Not that I ever feel like it now, but that won't work with New and Improved Hubby.  He is 6'4" and weighs about 270.   I'd have to be a lot bigger!  




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