This man and woman had a baby and all it was, was a head they were ashamed of him so they put him in a shoe box until is 21st birthday.
and the day decided to take head out for a drink he went into the bar with head in the shoe box and took him out and set him on the bar and said bartender this is head and it is his 21st birthday give him a drink so the bartender gave head a drink and his legs popped out. The man was amazed and said give head another drink he drank it and his arms neck and shoulder popped out. The man was even more amazed he said one more drink and I will have a whole man. Bartender gave head another drink he drank it and fell over dead, The Bartender looked at him and said " he should have quit while he was ahead"
BA DUM DUM