Need Bees Removed?
Beekeeping Forums
December 27, 2014, 03:59:05 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News: 24/7 Ventrilo Voice chat -click for instructions and free software here
   Home   Help Search Calendar bee removal Login Register Chat  

Pages: [1]   Go Down
Author Topic: The Three Tortoises  (Read 803 times)
Galactic Bee
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 6047

Location: Wolfforth Texas

« on: September 26, 2008, 10:11:42 AM »

There were these three tortoises that were going to go on a picnic. They loaded up their basket with sandwiches and beer and headed towards the picnic area. The place they were going was a few miles away and it took them 10 days to get there.

As they were unpacking the basket one tortoise ask another if he'd brought the bottle opener. The answer was "No".

"Well then you need to go back and get it. It was your responsibility to bring it."

"I'm not going. You guys will eat all the sandwiches before I get back".

They insisted that they would await his return before they started eating. So he left.

After 20 days had passed one tortoise said to the other, "Man I am starving. Let's eat."

"No, we promised we would wait."

So they waited another couple of days and couldn't take it anymore. "OK. Let's go ahead and have some food."

As they were taking their first bite the other tortoise came around a rock and exclaimed, "You see! I told you you wouldn't wait for me. Now I'm not going."

rainbow sunflower  Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.   rainbow sunflower


My pictures.Type in password;  youview
House Bee
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 360

Location: Chestertown Maryland

Tending 50K angry insects is just .........crazy!

« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2008, 10:24:25 AM »

I can relate to this joke!  My kids' names could have been inserted in that joke with the same punchline!  Funny!


Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
We are the keepers, it is our duty to preserve life.
Pages: [1]   Go Up
Jump to:  

Beemaster's Beekeeping Ring
Previous | Home | Join | Random | Next
Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.20 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines | Sitemap Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.172 seconds with 21 queries.

Google visited last this page Today at 01:37:56 PM