Love ya work Ted, I needed a laugh. Can I be Minister of Defence? We can then invade Australia, who would surrender after we had shot all our stuff into the air. take 15 minutes.
Then, as Victorious Triumphant Gold Medal winning Victors, we, the US will have to give Australia the same amount of aid that is given to the likes of Iraq.
Thatll be a whole new Army, Navy, and Airforce, heaps of cash paid to the victims that had roof tiles shattered when our Reserve let go their trusty Lee Enfield .303s up in the air. new Schools, Houses, Hospitals. New power stations, you name it! all freeeeeeeeeeeeee! Yuipeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The US will make me a Hero for winning a war without one US casualty. Australia will love me for getting all this grouse new free stuff!
I will be the man of the 21st Century!
So TWT, I hope you win ole buddy, remember your friends Downunder when the time comes. My bag is packed.