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Field Bee
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« on: August 13, 2008, 08:59:18 PM »


A Blonde goes to  K-Mart to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'

'Seventeen inches ?' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for  ?'

The blonde says,  'They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.'

The surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains    !'

The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo .. I've got Windoooooows.......'


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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2008, 02:32:41 AM »

boo!   grin

Made me chuckle though.
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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2008, 02:42:10 AM »

Very, very cute. Really liked that one.
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