Lost the fight too !!

[Geoff]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....

[poka-bee]

Geoff,  Your wife sounds like fun!!   J Jody

[SgtMaj]

ZING!   

[Jerrymac]

A fight? I would have been too busy rolling in the floor if my wife came up with that zingger