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« on: January 08, 2005, 02:15:30 AM »

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.

Because both had jobs they found it difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so it was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.

Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his room there was a computer so he decided to send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he left out one letter in address, and sent the e-mail, without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The dearly departed was a parish deacon who had passed away following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and
friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw
the computer screen which read:



To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived

You're probably surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine.

P. S. Sure is hot down here!
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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2005, 02:22:26 AM »

lmao now thats a good one.
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2005, 03:38:08 AM »

cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2005, 04:34:21 PM »

Very good...
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2005, 05:14:01 PM »

Thats a good one, thanks, bye
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2005, 05:55:13 PM »

lol cheesy thats pretty good! Cool
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2005, 02:00:23 PM »

That one is a keeper and one to pass on!
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2005, 02:24:24 PM »

From that I remember true story. A man was died and widow  want to contact him. And once she succeeded to meet him in  dream.

She went to tell to her nabour her good news.

- Nabour asked, what he said
- He asked to send tobocco but didn't tell, to where?
- Oh well, if he should need  there matches, surely he would tell that too.
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