Heard a commercial on the radio yesterday that was from a local church. It was one of those things where you know what they meant to say, but the way it came out in the 5 second spot they purchased, sounded like something else. It said:
"Avoid ruining your life by accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior."
Then I was watching T.V. and saw a new commercial for Allstate... it was supposed to be about how other insurance companies skimp on coverage, but at the end the guy says:
"Just because you have insurance, doesn't mean you're covered, that's Allstate's stand."
I think I'll stick with the other guys, thanks anyway.