Brings back memories of being 12...
My cousins and my family were on vacation camping somewere in the midwest, and we were enjoying the show put on by one of the campground's bugzappers...really cool to watch the flash and hear the "BZT" everytime a moth flew in there.
Until a moth flew into my cousin's ear.
He tried to get it out, but it wasn't going to come out.
Me, being a sarcastic wiseacre, said "don't stick your the earpiece of your glasses in your ear". He heard "stick the earpiece of your glasses in your ear" and promptly did it, stuffing the moth all the way into his ear.
It didn't come out, no matter what they tried. It just sat there next to his eardrum and flapped, causing what must have sounded like the inside of a kettledrum being attacked by a hyperactive 4 year old child.
They had to rouse some poor doctor out of bed, he had a special syringe, and it came out the first try, and costed them $80.
You got off easy!